Sunset Shimmer Meets Vinyl Scratch

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the पूर्व H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so इंद्रधनुष Dash appeared,...

Everyday, इंद्रधनुष Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing द्वारा Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands अगला to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. आप can never trust a टट्टू to do anything.
Rainbow...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little टट्टू with a movie called Duel. If आप have not seen Duel, then आप should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did आप get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need आप to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the सूची with आप in case आप forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 मिनटों later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

Episode 5: War टट्टू

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for आप to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want आप to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: आप no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. आप gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the पूर्व stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The अगला दिन was the beginning of the Equestria War. A महीना later Canterlot got bombed, and the टट्टू Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The टट्टू Alliance finishes...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting जानवर to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain टट्टू that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did आप find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he चुरा लिया a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued...

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny दिन when a टट्टू with a sniper राइफल was looking at a mare swimming. The टट्टू with the राइफल was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an घंटा later, a टट्टू was walking. This टट्टू was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good...

This was written last साल on May 5, 2013. Much of what happened is not real, and probably will never happen

The साल is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my फ्रेंड्स I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on फैन्पॉप ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the शीर्षक when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why...

Episode 4: दिखाना business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if आप want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director:...

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the गढ़, महल got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the गढ़, महल was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to शामिल होइए his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her फ्रेंड्स so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to शामिल होइए Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth कप केक आप had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet सेब Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water....

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: या anyone that works here
Gordon: या anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with...

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your दिन been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with आप three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash...

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking सेब trees.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I never knew आप could have a record for bucking सेब trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty सेब trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous टट्टू is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of आप are freaking out about nothing if you...