1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves खाना say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever आप see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one घंटा with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come घर with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten द्वारा a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are आप a sadist, are आप a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his बिस्तर shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better चाय than you!" every दिन when its चाय time.
14# Scream the सेकंड आप wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have आप and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping आप every time आप use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of बिल्ली के बच्चे into Claude's room and say आप wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with रसोई, रसोईघर utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as आप can.
24# Every time आप see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, आप know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away गाना My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean आप demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give आप a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for गुलाबी tu-tu's with बिल्ली on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time आप see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while आप take a walk in the gardens- in actuality आप go and shave all his hair off and leave a note द्वारा his बिस्तर saying: What shampoo did आप use??? Too bad आप don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to शावर, शॉवर with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't आप wish that आप were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's बिस्तर right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me आप hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves आप tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are आप so proper?" then pour the चाय all over Claude and break the चाय pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole दिन non-stop while screaming, "Why आप not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time आप see him, "Don't आप wish आप were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's बिस्तर and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If आप do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my प्यार to Claude. आप may be बत्तख, बतख taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
2# Every time he serves खाना say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever आप see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one घंटा with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come घर with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten द्वारा a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are आप a sadist, are आप a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his बिस्तर shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better चाय than you!" every दिन when its चाय time.
14# Scream the सेकंड आप wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have आप and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping आप every time आप use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of बिल्ली के बच्चे into Claude's room and say आप wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with रसोई, रसोईघर utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as आप can.
24# Every time आप see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, आप know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away गाना My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean आप demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give आप a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for गुलाबी tu-tu's with बिल्ली on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time आप see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while आप take a walk in the gardens- in actuality आप go and shave all his hair off and leave a note द्वारा his बिस्तर saying: What shampoo did आप use??? Too bad आप don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to शावर, शॉवर with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't आप wish that आप were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's बिस्तर right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me आप hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves आप tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are आप so proper?" then pour the चाय all over Claude and break the चाय pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole दिन non-stop while screaming, "Why आप not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time आप see him, "Don't आप wish आप were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's बिस्तर and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If आप do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my प्यार to Claude. आप may be बत्तख, बतख taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
