Post something very hilarious you've heard in an ऐनीमे series?

If it has language या sexual innuendo, just give a little heads up. There are 3 examples I'm going to post, and they are all from "My Bride is a Mermaid".

#1. WARNING: LANGUAGE AHEAD!

शार्क Fujishiro; ARE आप SHITTING ME!?! HEY, GET OVER HERE SISSY BOY!?! HELP ME GET BACK IN MY TANK!?!

Nagasumi: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND आप WHEN आप MAKE EVERYTHING SOUND LIKE QUESTION!

2. Nagasumi's dad: (To Nagaumi) did आप hear that? You're cute and little.

Nagasumi: (To his dad) and you're big and ugly.

3. Nagasumi's mom: (About Masa) good lord, he's hot.

Nagasumi: MOM, WHAT ARE आप DOING HERE!?!

Nagasumi's mom: Oh, I just came द्वारा to see if आप were having a good time on your date.

Nagasumi: QUIT LYING! I DON'T WANNA COME FROM A BROKEN HOME!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

THAT दिखाना IS HILARIOUS! If आप haven't seen it yet, you're really missing out. It's also very sweet, which makes sense since it's a romantic comedy. It also has plenty of action because so many people try to kill Nagasumi.