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dragonzord1993 said:
Let me give आप some advice: Don't bother with Hetalia. Seriously, for the sake of your brain cells, आप do not want to suffer through और than one episode. Hell, आप already watched one episode too many, and I'm going to सूची some very valid reasons why आप should just stop right there. 1. Story. There is absolutely no plot whatsoever to drive this shitty दिखाना forward. Then again, that could probably be attributed to the fact that it parodies WWII, which brings us to the अगला problem... 2. Parody. The fact that हेतालिया parodies WWII is already a bad sign. Since it's spoofing and mocking a real world event, that alone gives it less freedom to develop a story and flesh itself out a little (should've followed Excel Saga's example and just parody a different thing every episode). Not only that, but it does a very poor job of spoofing, since not a single joke is funny. That brings us yet again to another problem... 3. Humor... या lack thereof. The only way you'll find हेतालिया funny is if आप like to laugh at फिल्में such as Spy Hard, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans (so in other words, if you're a प्रशंसक of फिल्में made द्वारा Friedberg and Seltzer, हेतालिया is right up your alley). There is not a shred of good humor to be found. Let me ask this: How is some waste-of-space jerk-off stuffing hamburgers in his mouth funny? How is Britain putting together references to both Dumbledore and Dora the Explorer in a magic spell funny? It's like referencing the Milkshake song while making fun of the Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood. It isn't funny. आप know what it is? It's fucking stupid. 4. Animation. The 'cutesy' artstyle in हेतालिया is painfully overdone to the point that it looks like what would happen if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was animated द्वारा AKOM Productions. Also, I might add that none of the characters are unique in terms of character design, since most of them share the same hair-style and such. Speaking of characters... 5. Characters. This is probably Hetalia's biggest crime. NONE of the characters have any likable qualities whatsoever. आप literally have no reason to like any of the characters. Italy is an annoying little कुतिया, मतलबी that needs to be tortured Hellraiser style, जापान has all the personality of a piss puddle, France is nothing और than a shit-eating rapist, Canada is basically a Redshirt character that never dies... I could go on. Not a single character gets any amount of character development, with the exception of America. However, even HIS development (or rather what little he has) doesn't help him much since it's spread out through FIVE episodes. A competent ऐनीमे such as Cowboy Bebop would give each character reasons to be liked, character development, and would dispense them in usually just one या two episodes. There. I just gave आप five valid reasons why हेतालिया sucks and आप should avoid it. If आप want a GOOD comedy anime, go check out Soul Eater.
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