Funny A&O

at one bright दिन john was going to humphrey's मांद, डेन but suddenly he heard gunshots in the distance john:what the?". *makes a run for it and goes finds guns* oh a war going on kate! kate:john where are आप going? john:me i'm going to this firefight and end it kate it's going to be done! kate: are आप sure आप can do that? john:yes i will and i'm sure*finds a shotgun and magnum* ha got them! kate:so please don't die john i प्यार you. john:ok i would not die i promised kate:ok i hope so so are आप going to go that firefight? john: yes i am*walks out of the den* see आप later kate! kate: bye john...

Every night for the first week of living with little Sweets, I had to administer a powerful sedative and painkiller to her. As part of the cloning process that I had gotten done, the clone would start out as a pup, just like the original. But, unlike a natural-grown pup, when the clone was in REM sleep, she would grow rapidly. Very rapidly. But the catch of this was the fact that if the clone was woken during the growing process, it would halt permanently. I couldn't let her nap during the day, because if she went into REM sleep, she would have had to stay out.
So, every night, at about ten,...