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Fan fiction by jason74633 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Includes few new बिना सोचे समझे wolf.
It's started somewhere in Jasper me and my family
Rose my mother and Shade my father Just moved from Sawtooth National Park.

Me: Dad Look a den.
Shade: Well, Let's check it out.
Rose: What if this मांद, डेन Belongs
Me: Don't worry if they do We'll find another one
We ran towards the den.
Me: Looks empty to me
Shade: Jason me and your mom are going
hunting.Stay guard of the मांद, डेन for us
Me: Okay.
I walk towards the मांद, डेन and fell asleep
Then there was walk to the den
Wolf: What are आप doing here?
Me: My family and I moved here.
Wolf:Where from?
Me: Sawtooth.
Wolf: Wow great place.
Me: Please excuse me I gotta find a den.
Wolf: No, you'll be killed please stay.
Me: Look this is your मांद, डेन आप should keep it.
Wolf: There enough room How many are you?
Me: Three. Me, my mother and I.
Me: Off I go.
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Opinion by garth21 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Verse 1
Man what am i,
I just can't sit along
Then sing a song
Just for answer to fall outta the sky,
They say life isn't fair
So why I'm still here man what an i.
this world ain't a promise,
आप कहा were worthy
so why आप ain't telling the truth why आप ain't honest,
for me us for us
But then आप gaved me up
It hit me back,
आप actually कहा it..i will never rap,
Now i just run cause your are my athiest i don't believe in that!
this us me
Who i wish to chose to be
But even WORSER आप grabbed
My lyrics then burned them counting द्वारा threes,
I wash so lucky some survived so i buried them अगला to a पेड़ so i can remember what आप did,
Man i cried so much at night
आप should be a crime
For killing my dreams,
Time to do some work in your room gonna lick your blood off til its clean man i do it और than a speeing second,
Then आप thought i wash crazy
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Fan fiction by WinstonTheAlpha posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Chapter III: Humphrey’s Solution
“Come on, lets get this and get it away fast. No one will noti--” “Wait a minute!” कहा Humphrey. “You want me to steal another pack’s kill!? Do आप know how many problems it will--” “Do आप want to get back to your pack?” Asked Candou abruptly. “or आप think आप can दिखाना up there with your paws empty?” “Well, I…” कहा Humphrey.
“Dah! Forget it! Now give me a hand with this… thing…” कहा Candou. “Come on, let’s get out of here!” “Wow you’re pretty strong, eh?” कहा Humphrey as they were dragging the caribou across the bridge. “It runs in my family…” कहा Candou. Yet unknowingly they were being stalked द्वारा on of the pack members. “Damn, they’ve already gone too far. As he कहा that he leaped onto the bridge where Humphrey and Candou where. “Where do आप think you’re going with this thing…?” कहा the wolf. Humphrey and Candou looked at each other anxiously. “RUUN!!” कहा Candou. “…H-hey! Stop! I कहा STOP!!” कहा the wolf. The भेड़िया made a jump for the caribou and caught it‘s leg. “WHAT!” Humphrey and Candou gasped in surprise. “Heh heh.” Chuckled the...
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Fan fiction by WinstonTheAlpha posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Chapter II: Humphrey’s Escape
“I wonder if it was a good idea coming to the wastelands” कहा Humphrey panting. Humphrey suddenly got the feeling that something was watching him, he looked behind him but there was nothing there. Then a grey भेड़िया attacked him from behind. “Stop right there!” कहा the red wolf. “How dare आप barge into my territory like that! Have आप no respect!?” “Sorry, I didn’t know this was someone else’s territory!” कहा Humphrey. “Then, what are आप doing here anyway?” कहा the grey wolf. “You see… I was hunting with my pack. I was responsible for guarding the prey, but it managed to escape…! Now everyone is hunting me down because of that! I came here seeking refuge.” “Listen, I think I can solve your problem, follow me…” कहा the grey wolf. “Wait, what!?” कहा Humphrey. Not sure of the stranger’s intentions Humphrey followed him into the woods. “Wait!” कहा Humphrey, “Why--” “By the way” कहा the grey wolf. “What’s your name?” “It’s Humphrey but--” “Mines Candou!” “Well, your problems end here, my friend. “ कहा Candou as they were approaching a bridge” “Just...
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Fan fiction by WinstonTheAlpha posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Over the Mountains and Far Away: An Alpha and Omega Story

Prologue
Every साल the young भेड़िया of the Western Pack go through a ritual to reach maturity, and to reach this goal, they must hunt down a caribou… This time the pack omega, Humphrey was to guard the caribou while the others went to get Winston the pack leader. But little did they know… The caribou, was still alive….

Chapter I: The Failed Hunt
The घास swayed elegantly as Hutch, Kate Garth, and Humphrey the young भेड़िया of the western pack walked silently by, stalking caribou for their hunt. The group crouched down द्वारा some tall घास अगला to a small herd of caribou. “You know what to do guys…” कहा Hutch. “Wait for my command…NOW!!” shouted Hutch. Then suddenly the group of भेड़िया leaped out from behind the tall grass, biting at the caribou’s legs and clawing at it’s back. “Great work guys, we took it down!” कहा Hutch. Kate, Garth, आप come call the alpha with me, Humphrey-you stay here and guard the prey. “HEY!” shouted Humphrey. I’ve waited for this my whole life! I won’t let आप push me back like this! “Know your place omega!! “ shouted...
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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"(Sigh) man I am So wasted." Trueshadowwolf said. "I know...I-I-I know." Humphrey202 said. "Hey where does that line lead to?" Trueshadowwolf said. "I don't know...GOD IM SO F@#$ING WASTED I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT!!!" Humphrey202 said. "Well let's see where the line leads to." Trueshadowwolf said. "Ummm why does it lead to that cabin?" Humphrey202 said. "I don't know stay here I'm gonna check." Trueshadowwolf said. I opened the window. "Hello!!!" Trueshadowwolf said. Then trueshadowwolf heard noise. Sounded like Kate. I opened up a door. "Oh I guess It's your turn?" Kate said. "Wait What?" Trueshadowwolf said. Kate grabed trueshadowwolf and pulled him to the room.
Few hours later.
"You are champain!" Kate said. "Yes I know I might be back later...but right now I'm too damn hungry..." Trueshadowwolf said. Trueshadowwolf came out of the cabin. And garth21 was next. I sawed humphry202 sleeping on the ground. "Dude were आप waiting for me?" Trueshadowwolf said. "Wha- What I'm awake I'm awake." Humphry202. "I've been gone for a few hours and humphry202 go to that केबिन I'm Doing this for your own good." Trueshadowwolf said. "Why?" Humphrey202 said. "Just stay in the line and...
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Guide by humphrey202 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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हे guys this is my सेकंड लेख i hope आप like it!
so i have some ideas for the project x. i read the meeting लेख द्वारा trueshadowwolf and i like the idea of sex and stealing a car. (i call kate for sex!)and i think we can all raid the town for खाना and root बीयर, बियर (because everybody noticed that what humphrey got at the store was बीयर, बियर instead of root beer.).the guy that got captured द्वारा the भालू can come back looking all tatterd and dirty. and mabey आप can come up with some good ideas on the टिप्पणी दे दीवार below.
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ok i got new ideas for spirit दिल flames n, roses. I drew a few pictures of Zoe. It will be पोस्टेड tomorrow. If it can. But spirit दिल भेड़िया is in the gallery. आप have to खोजिए through the alpha and omega pics on fanpop. So spirit दिल I might make a new episode. The project x i don't have enough ideas. I already got the xbox in it and booze, violents, Simba init. In part 5 there will be sex for the ones that like Kate and Lilly. Each प्रशंसक gets a turn though. Soooooo.... I need new ideas for the project x, the spirit दिल series I got new ideas for that. But I'm having really hard time getting आप guys init. In part 5 I might put in grand theft auto, one of us has to steal a car, and the sex thing I already told you. So give me a few ideas.
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List by humphrey202 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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i was on यूट्यूब one दिन and came across a vidio that talks about all the possible plots for alpha and omega 2. maybe garth and humphrey go hunting together, get cased द्वारा a bear, and fall in a sewage pipe. and its up to lily and kate to find them. or, winston या tony dies and someone has to take over and lead the pack. या somebody starts a war, but that will probably not happen because i cant see humphrey trying to start a war LOL. thats all ive got so far, but ill probably come up with more.
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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people were partying really hard. the party lasted for about 10 hours. the people were getting F@#$ING WILD "OK HOW ARE WE DOING ON THE ROOT BEER???" trueshadowwolf said. "DAMN IT WE'RE RUNING OUT!!!" crazyryan said. "@#$% THEN WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET और ROOT BEER!!!" trueshadowwolf said. "IM ON IT!!!" humphrey said. "DO आप NEED SOMEONE TO COME WITH YOU???" trueshadowwolf said. "NO I WILL BE GOOD ON MY OWN." humphrey said. humphrey went to a grosery store. his got the root beer. BUT he grabed the wrong root beer. he actually got the beer. "im gonna drink this." humphrey said. he tasted it. "hey this tast funny... aww what the heck root बीयर, बियर is root beer." humphrey said. he came back. "HUMPHREY WHERE WERE आप THE भेड़िया ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT THERES NO ROOT BEER." trueshadowwolf said. "dont worry man i got it...HA HA HA!!!" humphrey laughed. "UMMM dude आप ok?" wolfraider477 said. "wait a min...oh @#$% his got the wrong soda, this is beer!" crazyryan said. "OH @#$% THEN HIS DRUNK!!!" trueshadowwolf said. "HEY WHERES KATE I WANT TO @#$% HER!!!" humphrey said. "DUDE COME ON WE GOT TO GET आप HOME!!!" trueshadowwolf said. "HEY LOOK HUMPHREY BROUGHT ROOT BEER!!!" simba said. "NO WAIT...
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Opinion by garth21 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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'Your a भेड़िया aren’t you!' I shouted.
He was confused, but his eyes were still red.
'Who ever told you, b-how do आप know?!' I looked over at my back, then looked at him.
I'm not alone I whispered. he stared at me, thinking about what I've said.
He felt his eyes changing back to his normal eye color while he rubs his eyes, then stared back.
'What do आप mean your not alone?..-'
'Is your father like me, l-like you; does he have your aura, your strength, my symbol-does he?!'
He closed his eyes and whimpered, facing his head in a different direction.
Suddenly I heard barking, footsteps coming nearby... it was probably the मछली smell... now I either had a choice.
To force him to take me too his family, या to do something to him, I had no time for that now.
'Don't take this as a favor kid, but take me to your family; if आप really प्यार them you'll take me towards them; I can heal them'
I turned my head around, hearing the barks, and their footsteps rising.
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Opinion by jason74633 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own


I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"


One मिनट I held the key
अगला the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand


I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field


For some reason I can't explain
Once आप go there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world


It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
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Opinion by jason74633 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Part 1: First met
It was a bright morning in Jasper Jessica was walking in around she was trying to to a friend.

Jessica: Why it is so hard a find a friend?
Later she heard a noise.
Jessica: Hello Who's there?
Wolf: Hi There.
Jessica Scream in shocked and so does the wolf
Jessica: 'Who are you?'
Humphrey: 'My name is Humphrey'.What is your
name?'
Jessica: 'Jessica'.Please Don't Hurt me.'
Humphrey: 'Hurt you.' 'Why would I hurt someone
as lovely as you
Jessica: 'You think I'm lovely thank you.'
Humphrey: 'Anyway wanna hang out I'm kind was
looking for a friend.'
Jessica: 'I was Looking for a friend too. Sure
I'll शामिल होइए आप



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Fan fiction by lonehumphrey posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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हे people sorry for the wait I got a life ta live but thx for पढ़ना and please again enjoy

When kaitlyn woke up she forgot where she was, then the memories returned but she must forget that and हटाइए on with life.
When Nathan woke he saw a pair of beautiful hazel eyes staring at him. " goodmorning kaitlyn " Nathan told her breaking the silence. " morning " she answered while moving her muzzle in his neck. " आप hungry या anything " he asked getting himself out of बिस्तर heading to the bathroom.
" I'm kind of thirsty and starved " she told him and
also getting herself out of bed. When they went to the रसोई, रसोईघर Nathan fixed kaitlyn a bag of a two pound
ham and himself a ham egg, and cheese.
" have a good night " Nathan asked her. " yeah cumfurtable" she answered him. Then there
was silence. " oh I forgot for आप meet my best buds Max and Rudy" he said
" Max, Rudy " he called, then a bulldog and
a chawuaua ( don't know how to spell that please tell if आप know).
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Ok I'm going to tell you.
While I was dreaming I was a wolf. I was in the alpha and omega world. We had a huge party. I mean it was huge. The lakes and ponds had rootbeer in them. All भेड़िया were drinking out of it. I think i sawed Kate and Humphrey. I wasn't so sure. And believe या not i was dating sweets. या candy. I was walking on a trail with her. But then....she disapered. The forest was turning into my high school. I was a human again. I was alone. Then i sawed a curtain in across the hall way. It had a shadow. It looked like a shaped man figure. "Cody..." It कहा my name. Then I looked on my left someone tried to throw a blade at me. Lucky I dodged it. And i looked straight across the hallway. There was a man with a weapon. Some type of claws on his left hand. "Cody whats the matter." कहा my name again. He had A burnt face. "What do आप want?!" I said. "Ha ha ha" he said. It was Freddy kruger. "You know exactly what I want ha ha ha..." Freddy said. He almost killed me. But lucky i survived the dream. Then after that....I woke up. I wasn't killed I just woke up.
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Opinion by JTHMsbabe posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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"WAIT A SECOND!! AM I.........NAKED?!"
"oh be quite zim!!" yelled the small pup. but to most of our surprized our confused faces, that pup, was nny! "awwwwww!! your sooooooo....ummm....yeah i don't know what आप are!!" कहा gir. nny was only a small pup, the machine zim made did that to him, and trust me, he didn't like the fact that he was a भेड़िया now,his फर was LIGHT BROWN, his eyes were a blood red, and for some reason, he had rabies, and thats why he was outside in a cage. "just....go find some...other.. weird ...dog thing k?" कहा zim. zim was careful to not get a sharp bite from johnny, who's small little कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला jaws were sprawled open दिखा रहा है giant molars. "for all आप know!!.....I DON'T KNOW WHAT आप KNOW!! BUT आप BETTER MAKE ME A HUMAN AGAIN SO I CAN SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR नितंब, गधा ZIM!!" yelled nny. zim carried nny द्वारा the scruff of his neck into the woods. "OH MY!! OH NO!! YOUR NOT PUTTING ME IN THERE ARE YOU!? HEY!! PUT ME DOWN आप BASTURD!! PUT ME DOWN!!" "if आप say so". in the woods shone to neon green eyes, along with भेड़िया legs and a tail. "there ya' go! i put ya down now go scamper off and try to find white fang or...... या balto k? okay! bye!!" कहा zim running from nny. now the rabies part was kicking in!...
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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while crazyryan was trying to get the cable wire and thealphaboyz was trying to get the power generator trueshadowwolf and humphrey and garth were trying to get the flatscreen tv. "ok, ok, ok um lets set it right here." humphrey said. me and garth moved it. "no thats not it." humphrey said. "DUDE MY FREAKEN PAWS ARE STARTING TO HURT MAKE UP YOUR MIND." garth shouted. "damn it not this again!" trueshadowwolf said. "man i bet crazyryan and thealphaboyz job is better then this!" trueshadowwolf कहा again. "COME ON DUDE HIS COMING!!!" crazyryan and thealphaboyz showed up. "who?" humphrey said. "HIM!!!" thealphaboyz said. oh @#$% its that human that humphrey almost got shot by. "YOU!!!" the human got out his shotgun. then came outta nowhere a भालू took the human. "UMMM IS HE GOING TO BE OK???" trueshadowwolf said. "no he will be fine." humphrey said. "hey humphrey i invited every भेड़िया to the party." kate said. she invited:
1. trueshadowwolf
2. crazyryan
3. thealphaboyz
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Opinion by garth21 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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दिन had becamed night, no humans were around in sight nor near the sidewalks with their cars passing by: the road was dead.
Humans house lights from every block were off.
as i waited i equipped myself; gathering just a dark bag i pulled around my side, and another important artifact i had in my life, especially when i was a pup...a neck-sized locket.
I stared and stared at it, bringing me back my past as a pup who took care of himself.
Why was this with me? who gaved it to me? i thought in my mind.
A rock banged as my ears pierced up, it was the signal; the echo.
I glanced at it a couple of seconds, closing my eyes thinkin about what i कहा a moment ago, then rushed from the streets as every dog did and ran into the forest jumping over boulders and trees.
Here i made it finally again over free land with wide open अंतरिक्ष या how should i call it, the future battle zone.
The कुत्ता camed over from were i was from but didn't bother me.
I stared above the skies above the skies moving myself trying to lay around a near, soft घास spot to feel something.
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Article by Hybred98 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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lycan
This new लेख of mine will be gory, will have alot of adult content, and mabey disturbing to आप younger reader out there, but other then that, this first part will just be about the operation and the team who will be on this operation...

TEAM:

HYBRED!

DESTROYER!

SETH!

RYAN!

GARTH!

AND HUTCH!

1 objective: खोजिए lycan caves and destroy all threats, bring anybody back that is not infected alive, and any lycan alive bring back for testes!

Hybred, who was the commander of this operation recives the orders and tells the team,
" We leave in 5 मिनटों men, lets come back घर in one pice". everybody कहा " YES SIR!"
Destroyer, Hybred brother लॉस्ट his wife and kids in a lycan attack came up to him put Hybred held him back and said, "not this time buddy". Destroyer sighed and said, "yes, im going with आप guys". Hybred let him pass as they got ready to load the trucks and head for a newer lycan cave. When they got close to the cave hutch gaged and said, "oh god man, what the fuck is that smell?!" Destroyer laughed and कहा " thats the smell of a lycan rookie,...
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Fan fiction by katealphawolf1 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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when kate and bdawg where 12
kate:whow are you!:)
b-dawg: names b-dawg don't wear it out!:)
kate:(gigles)whana play!?
b-dawg:shure!ur it!:)
kate:tag! :)
*2 hours later*
humphrey:who are आप mute dumb कुत्ता aren't aloud here!>:)
kate:omega shut up befor.......befor.....
humphrey:befor what आप call your dady!>:)
b-dawg:leave her alone.>:(
*humphrey attakes b-dawg*
winstone:stop all of आप kate it's time to go to alpha school.humphrey go to your den!pup go to your owener!
kate:bye*sad voice*
b-dawg:bye*sad voice*

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Opinion by xi_omega posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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प्रशंसकों of Alpha and Omega get ready for the greatest...
Xi-Fire, that is a brilliant idea

deadlyest...
Humphrey-no, no, no, आप can't die on me now not after all we went through

most emotional...
Water- I प्यार you

in the history of the universe with the return of many friends
Garth- Xi, your out of the coma

and enemies
Alpha- I AM THE TRUE GOD OF ALL ALPHA SHADES

with new ones as well:
Arthur- maybe we should run
Hutch- there's nowhere to run Xi Omega
tales of Alpha and Omega- the return (part 1)
coming soon
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Opinion by metalwolf116 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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Verse 1:
She will be
Cummin on my mountain when I cum
(pump on more)
Cumin on my mountain when she cums
(in and out)
Cumin up my mountain
Cumin down my mountain
Exploding on my mountain when we cum

Verse 2:
We need to lick it round the rim before we cum
(so wet)
Suck it all around with Tongue before we cum
Sucking up my mountain
Licking down my mountain
Exploding on my mountain when she cums.

Chorus:
Blissful on my mountain
Blissful on my mountain
Blissful on my mountain when we cum.

Verse 3:
Shell be mounting my mountain before we cum
(slide it in)
She will be mounting my mountain before we cum
Pumping up my mountain
Sliding on my mountain
Pumping on my mountain before we cum

Verse 4:
Squeeze her big lush titties while I pump
(feel the flesh)
Feel her lush फर titties while I pump
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Article by metalwolf116 posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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verse 1:
dark in this womb here
i cant hear, cant see clear
damn this fate for
damning me in this place

verse 2:
there is a light i can feel
warm feel, my deal
with the devil trapped me
damning me forever in here

chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
to run
now im
born free

verse 3:
screams in this dark place
shivering haste, fog haze
beats i can hear
bereave me of all fear

verse 4:
the pulse is racing in this cell
the sound of a bell, "is this hell?"
the world i can now see
now im born free

chorus:
now im
born free
my destiny calls me
from this womb i
am born now i can see
now im born free
i flow to my black sea
born free
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Opinion by trueshadowwolf posted एक साल  से अधिक पुराना
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"OK kate and lilly आप go invite every wolf." humphrey said. "ok got it." kate said. "crazyryan123 and thealphaboyz आप go find a humans generater power." humphrey said. "where can we find that?" ryan said. "there should be a general store over the forest." humphrey said. "got it lets go anthony!" ryan said. "ok!" anthony said." and trueshadowwolf आप and me and garth are gonna set up the flat screen t.v.!" humphrey said. "got it!" i said. "and shakey and mooch and salty आप go and find some wood to burn!" humphrey said. "ok." the gang said. "now lets do this." humphrey said.

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crazyryan123 and thealphaboyz are going to get some electricity to get the tv and the games going.

"ok we are gonna get the generater and plug it in so we can get the power on so we can play video games and watch the flat screen tv." thealphaboyz said. "but wait should we steal the cable from the humans?" ryancrazy123 said. "we can try!" thealphaboyz said. thealphaboyz was getting the wires and trying to unplug it and crazyryan123 was trying to steal the cable from the humans. "ok here i go... 20 सेकंड्स of crazynest...HERE I GO!" crazyryan123 said.
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it was the first दिन of summer and humphrey and his फ्रेंड्स were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH आप WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas पढ़ना a newspaper on a chair.

BACK TO THE PRESENT.

"that...was a terrible दिन in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping आप didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every भेड़िया here." kate...
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