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Just like the last Parody, based off the दिखाना Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before आप say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there आप go, enjoy. :D

A&O भेड़िया खरीडिए for Furniture (Parody)

Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.

Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.

Humphrey: I likes Ikea.

They go inside the store, and as soon as they go in Salty takes out a bottle of Booze, and starts drinking a lot. Like, really, really a lot.

Salty: *Drinking his bottle of booze. Drinking a whole lot of booze* No! Look at this place, pfft! *Pointes to nerdy looking wolf* “Hey, look at me, I'm in college!” Douchebag! *Points to some बिना सोचे समझे average looking wolf* “Ooh, I'm on my own now!” *Points to a middle age wolf* “I'm a grown-up!” *Points to a mom and her daughter* “Oh, we're a low income family!” IDIOTS! *Goes back to drinking*

Garth: Uh, Salty, can आप please try to control yourself?

Candu: No, he's right! "I can't afford things! Waah!" Ha ha, fuck 'em!

Garth: *Trying to take Salty’s booze away from him*

Salty: *Trying to keep his bottle* FUCK this pla- fuck this pla- *Grabs it out of Garth’s paw and keeps drinking*

Hutch: Oh, shuts up, Salty get over yourself. It ams a style thing Salty, alright? Don'ts get mad because my peoples figures out how to makes affordables, mendables, well designeds furniture.

Humphrey: He ams rights, Salty! I defies आप to finds a company whats makes a better eckfrmorth, या a Detolf, या extra proffs, या Poäng, या cranford, for this reasonable price and styles. (Note: I had trouble figuring out what he said. If आप wanna take a guess on the link below in the video feel free.)

Salty: Pfft! What a load of idiots.

Humphrey: Oh look at these moopflops! *Holds up a spatula*

Garth: Okay, guys, let's get organized. Humphrey, Hutch, you're in charge of lighting. आप two have a knack for lighting. You're in charge of it. Okay, Salty, you're on रसोई, रसोईघर and bedding stuff, आप know why? Because आप got the goods now go make it happen, any questions?

Candu: Uh, yeah! Uh, forgot to give me a job, Garth.

Hutch: आप wants to handle this?

Garth आप guys go ahead, uh, I'll talk to Candu.

Salty: If any of आप guys need me, this is what I'll be doing, okay? *Vomits. Walking away, and keeps vomiting*

Garth: I think it's important that I deliver a very clear message to you. आप have terrible taste.

Candu: What!? Horrible taste? That's practically impossible I mean look at, look at my outfit, y'know. I mean, I'm put together. Look at you!

Garth: This is a classic jeans and t-shirt, you're the one with all the extra stuff, I mean look.

Candu: What? A vest? आप wanna talk about classic, I mean, FDR, Charlie Chaplin, uh, Robin Hood, they all wore vests! At least, at least, I bother, I mean आप

Garth: Okay, okay, I'm clearly really touching a nerve here, alright.

Candu: Damn right you’re touching a nerve!

*Meanwhile*

Hutch: Ja, I got this light at homes. Writes this downs: Blagats damsons. It ams in aisle G7s. (Again, take a wild guess what he said.)

Humphrey: Hutch...

Hutch: Ja?

Humphrey: Is this what's it's goings to be like? Slummings it like this? Shoulds we just kills ourselves?

Hutch: Humphrey! Don'ts talks like that!

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *On one knee, drunk as hell, talking to a little pup* Look at you, you're an angel. आप look like आप fell into a basket of freckles. I was like you. I WAS LIKE HIM! Not a care in the world, and it all turned to SHIT! आप know what turned to shit, kid? Look! Look here! This is how आप drink booze! Gotta go like this! *Drinks his bottle of booze in front of the pup*

Parents: Oh come on, let's go. *Takes their kid away from Salty*

Salty: Come back! Come back! Oh, why, आप think you're fucking better than me? I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass!

*Meanwhile*

Hutch: We can't fucking finds Salty.

Humphrey: And we's givings up ons the lamps.

Garth: Have आप guys been crying?

Humphrey: No. Sometimes I just don't feels like shopping.

Garth: आप sure आप haven't been crying?

Humphrey: No.

Hutch: Yes.

Humphrey: ...yes.

Salty: *Walks up to his friends* Nyeeeh! *Vomits* Here I am! *Vomits again all over the place*

Candu: Uh, anyone see where I put my cigar?

*They look behind them and sees a lot of figurine set on आग due to Candu’s cigar*

Salty: C'mon let's go before the cops come!

They run away, and leave the burning store. Hopefully no one was hurt but knowing these guys....perhaps some people were....

THE END! :D

link Link to the original scene of the show. If you're going to try to guess what Humphrey and Hutch actually said, good luck. XD
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
Chaoter 7: Growing Up
**Authors Note- So, from the feedback I got from the last chapter, the idea of Hutch being paired with Claw didn't go over so well. But please trust me, it'll all become clearer as the story progresses**
    It has been six months since Hutch had met Claw, and in fact he lived up to what he had said. Every night he would sneak out and visit her, which he enjoyed very much. Although some nights, Tiberius would have them do faux hunts, या play their little game of 'hide-and-seek', which Hutch would always win. Claw didn't mind though, it made all the better...
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
Chapter 4: Red Moon
**Aruthors Note- WARNING- this chapter contains blood and death, and is designed to be as कहा as possible. If आप wish आप may skip it, but it is not recomended. (Please note that the following events will have nothing to do with the plot of Blackjack's story.) Viewer discretion is advised.**
    Hutch walked अगला to Saide as they followed Winston and Felix to the howling rock. The moon was starting to rise, and there had been no sign of Roxa. As much as Hutch wanted to say something, he didn't. He figured he could finally get some peace and quiet without...
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 janice
janice
A few months past on द्वारा and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched द्वारा Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the दिन of the birth. And then that दिन came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...
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posted by lonehumphrey
Suscripe and प्रशंसक me
And enjoy





" nooooo" Kate yelled. Cando was already 4 inches in his leg . Winston 3 inches in his chest and eve1 inch in his neck. " stop kate yelled knocking eve off Nathan then cando and winston " mom hes nice hes good and worth saving please help me " Kate pleaded with tears in her eyes. Eve looked at nethan who was In a blood pool already from his new and पूर्व wounds. " ok bring him here" than Nathan saw blackness.

When Nathan woke up he would have jumped but he couldn't move. " what happened I cant हटाइए ." Oh when me my mate and cando almost killed you.Kate perswaded...
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It was a hot humid दिन in Jasper Park. Greg, the head alpha could not stand to hear his mate, Lea, cry in pain and agony as she was giving birth. Greg had high hopes for an alpha son. That was the only thing he actually cared about. He trotted into the cave and sat beside his mate.


"Is he out yet?" he asked in a stern voice.


"No....Not yet.... dear...." Lea grunted as she pushed in labor.


One of Greg's head betas was assisting in the birth they immediately shooed him out of the मांद, डेन and he waited. Finally he was called in. Greg stood up straight and marched into his den. he looked at his mate...
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हे everyone, here's chapter 2! Enjoy! Don't forget to comment, if आप don't, I'll find you.


(Early अगला morning)

“Rise and shine sleeping beauty!” Hutch yelled into Humphrey’s ear making him jump. Humphrey looked groggily up at Hutch.

“Let me sleep.” He कहा and plopped back down. Hutch picked Humphrey up द्वारा the scruff of his neck.

“Sorry man, आप wanted to learn how to hunt, so आप have to get up early.” He told him. Humphrey groaned as he walked beside Hutch. After a while of walking Humphrey remembered that Sweets wanted to watch him.

“Hey Hutch, can we go द्वारा Sweets den,...
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*Contains Sexual Content*
Kate And I Were having Fun Going Outside And Taking Showers ETC. One Night Kate Was Tired and i Put Her Into My बिस्तर And She Was In Belief
"Good Night Kate" Then i Kisses Her On her face
(at 11:00 P.M)
I Layled अगला To Kate And She woke Up wanna to see who it Was.
"Hey Katie It just me babe" *I Kisses Her And Touched Her G-Spot*
Kate Moans In Pressure " Oh Jhordan" Kate Moaned Replied
" आप Like That Katie babe?" I Asked Her
"Oh Yes Do it Some More" She कहा To Me
* I Licked Her G-Spot and it Tasted Pretty Good*
" Oh Jhordan I'm Gonna..."
*Kate Spilled Her Juices Out Her G-Spot*...
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After eating रात का खाना I led Kate from the cafeteria to my प्रिय place on campus, the library. A quiet air conditioned building where i could kick back and relax with my girl and have great internet access to utilize my प्रिय sites. Fanpop, Facebook, TacomaWorld, YouTube, and South Park studio's full episode player where I could watch any episode of South Park free of charge! I sat down at my प्रिय computer and logged on to YouTube first, then my email, and finally Fanpop. After about 10 मिनटों all of my good फ्रेंड्स were chatting with me.
The A&O club was at war with a troll and...
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posted by Wolfman32
 Rose, most beatiful girl ever!
Rose, most beatiful girl ever!
Name: Rose

Creature: Wolf.

Rank: Omega. (Just like her mother)

Mate: Wolfman32 (Grady)

Pups: Winston (Named after his great grandpa), Violet, and Tony (Named after other great grandpa). And on the way Aleu.

Fur color: Pink.

Eye color: Violet, (Like her moma)

Naughtiness level: 9 and a half. (Depends on her mood)

Likes: Grady, hot baths, To flirt with others, reading, helping annoy Grady's little sister, getting affection, talking with Grady's grandma, sleepin in the shade, playing with the pups,

Dislikes: bullies, having to worry about Grady, killing for no reason, thunderstorms,

Favorite Books: Harry...
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posted by Xero_Pyramid206
 Katie Herself
Katie Herself
Name: Katie Ashton

Age: 18

Rank: Omega

Children: Blaze, Alessa, Shadow.

Sex Female

Mate: Xero_Pyramid206 (Chris Ashton)

Likes: Chris, Beer, Cigarettes, Books, Movies, Video Games, Hunting, Sex, Swimming, Sleeping, Annoying Chris, masturbating. Chocolate

Fetish: नितंब, गधा Worship, Drowning, Underwater, Breathplay, and a few others.


Dislikes: Anyone who is seen as a threat to the club, trolls, THE troll, VengenceWolf, A&O Haters, Ignorant spoiled Bratty children, Immaturity, people at Chris' School, no sex. Chris' early orgasams. चॉकलेट Haters.


Music: Eminem, Rock, Country, Death Metal, Epic Scores

Video...
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posted by WolfRaider577
It was 11:50pm Humphrey,salty,shaky,and mooch were at game stop first in line for the midnight release of MW3 Good thing i preordered it Humphrey कहा when it was midnight they were the 1st ones to buy it Humphrey got it for PS3 and X box 360 While salty, shaky, and mooch got it for X box 360 They also bought mtn dew mw3 game fuel For tomorrow. The अगला दिन Kate went to his मांद, डेन and told him were going to the फिल्में Humphrey OK he said. When he was hunting with his M16A4 assault राइफल He saw the eastern wolves(unit2) in position and told them on radio MW3 party at my house They sent the message...
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my pov

kate and humphrey were talking to each other when we heard a gun shot. I ran to the sound it was deep in the woods. When we found it at first we couldnt find what was shot but then we saw something grey and bloody i went over and took it out of the झाड़ी, बुश and my दिल stopped. Kate was crying so loud i couldnt think we saw winston kates dad dead in the bush. i was all bloody because of picking up the body kate was crying so loud that hutch and cando came over and yelled "how dare आप kill the leader of our pack" i कहा "it wasnt me!" but then cando threw a rock at my head knocking me out....
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Me and Kate were going down to the lake to have a picnic at night. When we were walking to the lake we were talking again about who we thought would lead the pack we walked up the पहाड़ी, हिल and saw the shining lake and she smiled we then sat down and i talked about what its like to be an omega because she कहा she forgot. i was talking about the dens and how much fun it was to break up fights and be fun loving and not so high maintenance all the time. i set up the meat and the water in bowl shaped wood, i laughed and looked into her beautiful eyes and kissed her she climbed on me and we kept kissing...
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posted by ScarAlpha
Rich: Remmington 870 पंप action & FN Five seveN
Colby: FN FAL & FN Five seveN
Uriah: M4 SOPMOD & FN Five seveN
Brandon: FN P90 & FN Five seveN
Trudy: M9
Penny: MP5 & FN Five seveN
Jonathon(Transformer): M16 & FN Five seveN
Phil(alphakate21): AK-47 & FN Five seveN
Johannes(Alue26): ड्रेग्नोव, ड्रैगनोव, dragunov SVD & FN Five seveN
Jason(jbiehl): M249 S.A.W. & FN Five seveN


Anyone else that wants to help with my rescue, post your name, a description, and a primary weapon and a sidearm. I'll let आप know on if the बंदूकों are okay. (No revolvers)

Also, tell me if आप want like a grenade launcher या a masterkey shotgun या something on your gun...
I've got a whole सूची of attachments that we can use.
(this song is dedicated to katealphawolf but is written द्वारा metalwolf and metalwolf only. Do not attempt to defile the song या I will slowly rip off your limbs and eat them with my beloved Crystal)

Chorus:
HOWL WITH ME!!!! (when it's time to die)
GO TO HEAVEN WITH ME!!!! (when it's time to die)
FUCK WITH ME!!!!! (when it's time to die)
We fly and we drive and we किस and we howl
I dont deny, I don't strive,
stick to आप like glue!
Howling in heaven with you!

Verse 1:
The judge has decided that I am not worth
The life I've been दिया that bloats in this girth
The grim reaper takes me away from this earth...
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Authors Note-I'm going to try and wright this as best I can I could use help ith ideas I'm short on them.
I remember walking with Kate down to the moonlight howl and we were stopped for a सेकंड and we looked up and I saw the man that would change my life and his name is Garth. But I'm hopeing u already know how we met. So I woke up the दिन after the moonlight howl when I heard Garths beautiful howl, I woke I'm up द्वारा shaking him a few times.

"Garthy baby get up honey"

"Uhh okay baby"

So Garth rolled over moved the फर away from my left eye and kissed me

"U know honey I प्यार seeing ur beautiful eyes"

"Oh"I कहा blushing

So we got out of बिस्तर and Garth went to go get खाना while I sat doing absolutely nothing.
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NOTE: Just to clear things up, this is somewhat a sequel to the Final Destination crossover द्वारा Igtar77, his most हाल का chapter was the prequel to the Dante's Inferno crossover. One और thing. This was written for pure entertainment, not for religious purpose.


*3 Days After Kate's Encounter With Death*

Kate walked on, hoping to find a place to rest for the night. On her back was the scythe she चुरा लिया from death himself. She laughed at how she made death plea for life, how Ironic. The scythe itself was pretty light, and for some reason it stuck to her back and she was able to easily reach...
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