"Oh I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle, JINGLE JANGLE!, as I go riding merrily along JINGLE JANGLE"

Humphrey sang after the breakout at the prison he had went back to the u.s. he was in Nevada, got thrown off the strip and was walking torwards primm he slipped his hand over the detonator and the new Vegas freemont सड़क, स्ट्रीट exploded behind him he smiled happy as a क्लैम and slid down the visor over his head hutch wasn't far behind

"So Humphrey got any water left?"

"Damn doesn't get any better than this!" He कहा sarcastically

URA URA URA! Humphrey heard as a Chinese बमवर्षक, बॉम्बर flew over and at that moment he saw the मशरूम बादल he was flabbergasted until he was knocked down he woke up someone in a blue and yellow स्पैन्डेक्स, स्पानडेक्स suit was in front of him

"Hey sexy" hutch said

the person also had a lab कोट he heard the sound of geiger counters going off and beeing he swung a पंच at the doctor knocking her off her feet

"what the hell?!" She कहा

Humphrey grabbed for his .44 but it west there so he instinctively grabbed a stapler and tried to shoot out staples until he ran out and the doctor frowned at him

"Please control your self your safe, welcome to मेहराब, तिजोरी, कोष्ठ 11!"

What happened out side?"

"The Apocalypse, in about 12 hours the sandstorm should stop and the fallout should clear until then आप stuck here. we have many luxuries here such as a bar, strip club, we also have a mini casino, and an arcade, या just go mingle anyways that's about all we have down here but is there anything else to ask"

"Do आप know where my weapons are?"

"So why exactly are we here?" Asked hutch the doctor ignored him

"Alright Humphrey go get our बंदूकों I'm going to the entrance to wait for you"

"Of course hum-phrey, correct me if I'm wrong but your name tag is hard to read, so your weapons are being decontaminated in the armory just follow the signs and आप should get there no problem." Humphrey looked down and saw he was still In his o.d.s.t armor

"Well thanks for the help"

He walked down the hallway and saw three signs that read: armory --->
<---Cafeteria
atrium (you are here)

He walked to the right and saw the sign on the armory door he saw two men in gas masks and radiation suits.

"Where do I get a suit like that" the men pushed him out and he shoved them away

"Sir please"

Humphrey rummaged through the armory

"I feel like a kid in a कैन्डी store!"

Ынщх!

He was knocked down again he woke up face down on the armory floor

"Why lord why?" He was mad so he took 2 radiation suits, 2 pairs of riot armor, and a back pack, he almost forgot their weapons he stormed out the मेहराब, तिजोरी, कोष्ठ before sliding into his radiation suit and handing hutch one

"Holy hell what happened?!"

Out side he saw a man rip off another mans arms because he had a radio he wanted, behind him new Vegas was in flames and grenades detonated and threw people off their feet so that's what he did, he marched on to new Vegas his .44 in one hand and a U.S. flag मतदान with the brass eagle atop it in the other he marched to new Vegas and stopped for only one thing, his gas mask he slid it on over his riot armor and kept marching hutch holding his 1911 and his .50 caliber, hutch still in his navy combat uniform and not his radiation suit