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"did this had to do with that spider? did it lend its abilitys to me? hmm" humphrey thought, then remembered. "Some of the spiders can not be touched, cause thier being tested." humphrey remembered. "maybe the मकड़ी had some chemical या radio active." humphrey keeps thinking about it. "hmm, i should go back to my house." humphrey said.

11:00 at night.

"yes, it works i call it 'web shooters' these device allows me to make webs, abserve!" humphrey thought. he put on the device and put it on his paw, he made a web and made a झूला, स्विंग set. humphrey gets on it. "hmm... i should test my abilitys in a wrestling match, theres match tomorrow night, i should enter!" Humphrey thought. "but their not just gonna let a kid get in ... i need a costume." Humphrey thought. so got his red कमीज, शर्ट and blue sweatpants. he spray painted a मकड़ी on the shirt, front and back. then he gets his red mask from the closet, its a winter mask. but no mouth hole, just eye holes. "yes, this is diffidently going to work, and the reward is 1000$ if i stay in there for 3 mins." humphrey thought. "hey humphrey dinners ready." humphreys aunt said. "hey champ, i bought a mircoscope for you." his uncle said. "OH MY GOSH THANK आप SO MUCH, YOUR THE BEST UNCLE IN THE WORLD!" humphrey said. "uncle jen and aunt नीलकंठ, जय, जे were the nicest family to me in the world." humphrey thought.

after that night. he went to the wresting match.

humphrey was in line to test himself. "AHH GODDAMN IT, MY LEG, HE BROKE MY LEG!!!" a wrestler came out of the ring and on a hospital bed. humphrey was shocked. then he thought. "no i face whats in there." humphrey said. "who dare faces ME!!!" the huge भेड़िया wrestler said. his name was bones. his the champian of the wresting of WWE. (not really, he wishes) then humphrey was next. "Nah your not good enough झींगा, चिंराट ha ha next!" the girl with the signature said. "no wait sign me in!" humphrey said. "ha ok its your funeral next!" the girl said. "ok whats your name kid?" the speaker भेड़िया said. "the भेड़िया spider!" humphrey said. "the भेड़िया मकड़ी thats all आप got!" the speaker भेड़िया said. "yeah!" humphrey said. "aw that sucks!" the speaker भेड़िया said. "OK WE GOT FRESH MEAT! LADIES AND WOLVES, THE AMAZING मकड़ी WOLF!!!" the speaker भेड़िया said. "no आप got my name wrong!" humphrey said. "I DONT CARE GET OUT THERE!" the lady said. then pushed humphrey. humphrey was heading to the ring. भेड़िया were throwing पॉपकॉर्न at humphrey. "YOU SUCK!!!" one of the भेड़िया said. then humphrey got in the ring. "hello little man!!!" बोन्स said. "hey ugly hideus wolf!" humphrey said. then all the sudden they put a cage up. "wha- हे dude i didnt sign up for cage, हे im talking to you!" humphrey was trying to talk to one of the employees. "Hey, i got 3 mins, 3 mins of play time!!!" बोन्स said. then they rung the bell. then बोन्स dashed after humphrey then humphrey jumped and web slinged across the cage. then humphrey was sticking to the cage wall. "hey, what are आप doing up there!!!" बोन्स said. "staying away from you, thats a pretty outfit, did your husband made it for you?" humphrey said. then बोन्स got mad and tried jumping at humphrey. then humphrey jumped and web shooted him. the बोन्स was blind. then humphrey threw in a few punches and knocked him out. then everybody cheered. "WINNER!!!" the referee said. then humphrey hadnt been happy in his life.

meanwhile he was getting his reward.

the भेड़िया gave humphrey a 100$. "you gave me a 100$ they कहा i was getting a 1000$!" humphrey said. "well आप cant आप had to stay in there for 3 min then आप pend him in 2!" the भेड़िया said. then humphrey left angry. then another भेड़िया passed द्वारा humphrey. "hey, HIS GOT MY MONEY!!!" the भेड़िया screamed. humphrey heard them. then the भेड़िया that passed humphrey smacked the भेड़िया with his gun. then ran with the money. humphrey was about to get to the elevator. but then the भेड़िया with the money that he चुरा लिया got to the elevator first. "Thanks for letting me go!" the भेड़िया with the money कहा to humphrey. then he got away. "what the hell is the matter with आप आप let him go!" the cop said. then left. "i could of gave आप that hundred grand now he got away with my money." the भेड़िया said. "well that makes us even. " humphrey said. then the भेड़िया agreed with humphrey. then humphrey left the building. on his way out he found lots of cops and people near his house. "wha?" humphrey went to investigate. his aunt नीलकंठ, जय, जे was crying. "aunt jay?" humphrey said. "wheres my uncle?" humphrey said. "...his been shot...someone try to hijack his car!" the police said. then humphrey saw his uncles body. his uncle was still alive. but got probly 25 mins to live. "UNCLE!" humphrey fell to the ground. then his uncle looked at him. then humphrey held his paw. "uncle!" humphrey said. "humphrey..." then his uncle died right after he was about to talk to him. "...uncle." then humphrey was sobbing. "wheres the shooter?" the cops said. "we heard his at a abandon deck building, were going to head there." the cop said. humphrey heard them. then he got angrey and angrey and went to go after him.

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i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar भालू voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, आप heard me right: the भालू TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar भालू considering he...
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wow! it's been a while since my last review, but at least i'm back. and i know this review's super duper fuckin' late, but now that i'm back to doing movie reviews, i'm gonna talk about one of the most hyped straight-to-DVD sequels of 2015 (or THE most hyped, depending on how आप look at it). ever since the enormous success of the fourth movie, प्रशंसकों of the franchise (myself included) were really excited for the other sequel, and now that it's finally out for the whole world to see, will this movie be as good and entertaining as we all wanted, या will it disappoint to no end like The Great Wolf...
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UPDATE:
Also, I still stand on my stance about me standing up as a bisexual furry. I forgot about that, so I don't want people to mislead that either. I believe standing up as one is NOT a rude thing and claiming it is anyway can be unfair and bias.
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Before anyone reads, I don't think I'm fighting with Jett, I won't mention him in here other than this note to make things clear first.




I'm glad the fight is very tamed down.

But I still want to let people know that it takes one person to trigger a fight. But of course, आप need two people to have one, but while there is two people: "Hitting...
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and we all know a चोटी, शीर्ष 11 best सूची won't be anything without a चोटी, शीर्ष 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great साल movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my चोटी, शीर्ष 11 worst फिल्में of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the फिल्में i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked या had fun with the फिल्में on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a सूची with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.

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starting off the सूची is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity...
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