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posted by trueshadowwolf
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it was the first दिन of summer and humphrey and his फ्रेंड्स were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH आप WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas पढ़ना a newspaper on a chair.

BACK TO THE PRESENT.

"that...was a terrible दिन in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping आप didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every भेड़िया here." kate said. "OH KATE आप want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they कहा something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH आप LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK आप VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did आप get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did आप get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
गिटार hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
posted by hank666
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Kate was woken द्वारा the sound of her father being attacked! She quickly got up and poked her head out the entrance of the den. She saw Garth ripping and tearing her father apart! She wanted to help him, but she knew that if she did, she would get herself killed. "Only if I could do something" Kate thought, but there was nothing she could do to stop what was happening. Kate laid at the entrance of the cave, but to where she couldn't be seen.
She laid her head on her paw and tried to be still, but suddenly she noticed a shadow had fallen over her. Kate looked up and saw Garth staring at her with...
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Kate’s Revenge Part 1 - Continuation of the Kate’s Hunting Trip series (In ridiculous COD6 Style)

Note to readers: Sorry if आप don’t like COD या “Cock of Doody” as some may have dubbed it, but my knowledge on Halo is sadly limited, also the names of the weapons I chose are NOT from COD (I actually tried to use proper terminology, but there will be references and kill streaks from it. Sorry if there isn’t much humor along with bad storytelling (I'm a terrible writer and I whipped this up in like 2 या 3 hours).

Previously on the discontinued “Kate’s Hunting Trip” series; Humphrey...
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-Teaser-

Alpha and Omega : Together We Stand


There was a पेड़ that was separated from the rest. How it grew, flourished, sprouted; no one knew. The पेड़ was alone, fixed in it's position. The leaves whistled in the wind as the branches waved. Winston was like that tree: alone, different, mysterious. He never knew his parents, या how he was still alive. He was a young alpha, he was strong, he was brave, he never gave up. As young as he was, survival does not fit for Winston. He was a self-taught alpha with his own techniques and skills to survival, but those times had only been practice, and...
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another animated बॉलिवुड movie (like Roadside Romeo)
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