it was the first दिन of summer and humphrey and his फ्रेंड्स were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH आप WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas पढ़ना a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible दिन in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping आप didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every भेड़िया here." kate said. "OH KATE आप want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they कहा something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH आप LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK आप VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did आप get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did आप get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
गिटार hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas पढ़ना a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible दिन in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping आप didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every भेड़िया here." kate said. "OH KATE आप want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they कहा something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH आप LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK आप VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did आप get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did आप get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
गिटार hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
There's a आग starting in my दिल (D)
I heard that your dreams came true (S)
Don't underestimate the things that I will do (S)
There's a आग starting in my दिल (D)
Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out the dark (D)
Now rumour has it she ain't got your प्यार anymore, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
The scars of your प्यार remind me of us (D)
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all (D)
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited (S)
Rumour has it! (R)
I heard that you're settled down (S)
That आप found a girl and you're married now. (S)
But आप played it (D)
(You're gonna wish आप never had met me) (D)
आप played it (D)
Rumour has it (R)
Never mind, I'll find someone like आप (S)
आप played it (D)
We could have had it all (D)
आप played it to the beat. (D)
I heard that your dreams came true (S)
Don't underestimate the things that I will do (S)
There's a आग starting in my दिल (D)
Reaching a fever pitch And it's bringing me out the dark (D)
Now rumour has it she ain't got your प्यार anymore, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
Rumour has it, rumour, (R)
The scars of your प्यार remind me of us (D)
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all (D)
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited (S)
Rumour has it! (R)
I heard that you're settled down (S)
That आप found a girl and you're married now. (S)
But आप played it (D)
(You're gonna wish आप never had met me) (D)
आप played it (D)
Rumour has it (R)
Never mind, I'll find someone like आप (S)
आप played it (D)
We could have had it all (D)
आप played it to the beat. (D)
हे guys, Mack भेड़िया here, i'm just posting this to tell आप guys im लेखन a new artical and news on my other one.
Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my सेकंड प्रशंसक fic ever
it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 साल old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to शामिल होइए the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight या become friends?
so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.
well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's
-Mack Wolf
Ok the new artical "Life with the Pack" is my सेकंड प्रशंसक fic ever
it's about a week since Kate and Humphrey and Lill and Garth became mates and life is great tell they run in with a very odd 14 साल old boy who know's how to hunt, and after they meet, the 3 pack leader's: Winston, Eve, and Tony make a very odd questian for the boy to शामिल होइए the pack. how will Humphrey, Kate, Lilly , Garth and the whole pack deal with this boy and how long befor they start a fight या become friends?
so that's the new artical, now on the news with "Life with Wolves" i have not giving up on it i'm just on writers block and i've thought of all these other articals to write so im just taking a break don't think i'm giving up im not.
well that's basically it so im done, peace bro's and bra's
-Mack Wolf
I saw blood stains on the floor, "Don't worry Kate all the criminals are already dead nothing can hurt आप heheh.." I was shivering my head was pounding. But I had to get out I moved on.
I headed into one room and there was a large brass सांड, बैल with आग wood under it. I studied the bull, "Aha! I know this torture device!" I smiled. I'll admit I was pretty proud of myself for knowing it. The brazen सांड, बैल is what it is called practically a "human cooker." I grabbed a tinderbox and lit the आग wood. It got a little smokey around the room. I left the room and looked at the map.
"Pretty close to the exit!" I smiled and wagged my tail. "I can't wait til the pack hears about this!" I heard a deep growl coming from one of the rooms, I shouldn't have been so stupid to ignore it..