I wanna go - parody lyrics - आल्फा आंड ओमेगा - फैन्पॉप

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posted by LucarioZoura1

हे there what are आप guys doing?
now why do i feel like yiff-ing
lets do this
Now I think i just think that i fell down
and i think it was all be cause i looked into those eyes , so lets go!

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin आप down
I'm just your guy

I I I Wanna pi i nnn , आप and say ay ay
Lets savor this always
I I I Will fight, save aw ay ay ay
आप from all of the boys!

I wanna huu u gg you, आप aa a and
प्यार आप al-ways!

I just too o o k, down a caribou
went and snapped its neck

how could आप choose another boy
after all of the thing i have done for आप आप couldn't leave me
I प्यार you

that dude over there sure is crappy
and he is just out for your looks
I प्यार everything

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin आप down
I'm just your guy

I (I I) wanna fi-i-ight
for you
cause your worth dying for

आप
don't need
to look
आप are the only one!

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LucarioZoura1 its my first parody lol

Alpha And Omega- Ultimate Jackasses part 1

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot नितंब, गधा sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, भेड़िया gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!...

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Alpha and Omead,- part 6, unexpected secret sexy time

posted by nicker11500

**PLEASE NOTE that this part has sexy content please keep away from kids......or critics thank आप enjoy**
As they got done howling they started walking towards the city and the army truck that Hutch was talking about before, Hutch was walking up front with Kate,Austin , and Garth Winston was walking with the rest in the back, Humphrey:"How much further?" Hutch:"were almost there" after couple of मिनटों they saw the army truck Hutch:"this is it" Winston took a look at it from both sides front to back Winston:"well this was a truck from WW2" Lilly:"didn't आप fought in WW2 dad?" Winston:"yes...

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Snow (an Alpha and Omega story) Chapter 2

posted by SnowFangXi

Snow C-2
an Alpha & Omega story

Disclaimer: This chapter contains scenes of violence, blood and upsetting scenes.
Read at your own decision!

Chapter 2: On a तारीख, दिनांक with fate

(The अगला morning)
(Snow's POV)

I awoke from my late night sleep and stretched my legs and started walking to the mouth of the den. It was a beautiful दिन but it wasn't very warm, despite that the sun was out and thats all i wanted to see. So today is the big दिन where I have to make the journey to the central pack and see if I'm going to get a warm welcome या make a journey that's going to end in me getting killed as soon as...

What Am I Doing? Chapter 2 [A&O FanFiction]

posted by TheChriZ1995

(Chapter 1 Link: link)

WOOOOOOO

The sudden sound of the trains whistle echoed through the forest around us "I would say we better get a हटाइए on so आप don't miss that train" Marcel कहा taking off followed द्वारा Paddy "Alright" was all I कहा as I started to run towards the sound of the train. Soon I could see the tracks and noticed the train gaining on me. "Do आप think I can make it?" I called out above me to the birds

"Yes sir!" Paddy called out "and just as आप hit the tracks आप should see an open train car!" "We'll avoid truck stops, bears and that hideous dessert, what is it called?" Marcel...

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A lone भेड़िया returns Chapter 2

posted by RoadFallout

Chapter 2

Humphrey POV

3 Years Later.....

I have been everywhere in this country known as the United States. I respect it, I learned something new to each state I've been to.
51 States.
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas,
California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Especially Idaho,
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas,
Kentucky, Louisiana,Maine, Maryland,
Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi,Missouri ,Montana, Nebraska, Nevada,
New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma,
Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South...

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Alpha and Omega 2: Chapther 3: Hutch meets his match

posted by nicker11500

Chapter 3: Hutch meets his Match
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"So as आप can see," Humphrey tells Wildflower after they enter a clearing with different ledges, "The pack is much bigger than it used to be. That's because the Western and Eastern packs were united due to multiple failures during hunts."

"Wow." Wildflower says, a bit astonished, "I have a question, is your mate an Alpha?"

"Yes, Kate is an Alpha." Humphrey replies. "Why do आप ask?"

"Just curious." Wildflower says, then she turns her head away for a moment.

"Wow, Humphrey must be an Alpha too if he married Kate. But I thought he was an Omega, like me."...

The mystery of Alpha कंडर, कोंडोर

posted by Silver_Alpha

The Mystery of Alpha Condor

Prologue: A भेड़िया named Condor, was on a regular walk to fetch lunch for his family. He was an alpha, rank B, and he was a tough mutt. When he was in school, multiple guys made fun of him for his फर color: purple. On that day, those same people pushed him into a caribou running herd, and he was killed. No one cared for his death, and his soul possessed his own body, and killed his wife, and his two teenaged sons. और and और भेड़िया have disappeared since that day, and that's where the story begins...

Chapter 1: A good day

It was a very sunny दिन in jasper park, and...

भेड़िया Racers Unite! Chapter 2.

posted by katelover14

Adrien's POV

It must have been morning when I woke up I hurt all over. I scratched my eyes but my right one suddenly hurt because I just clawed it with something. After I sorted It out my vision cleared and I looked at my hands…They weren't hands they where paws, and when I poked my eye I must have scratched it with my nail. When I tried to stand normally I just fell backwards, so I stood on all fours. Then I felt something new I turned my head as much as it would and saw a tail. Then It scared me I've turned into a भेड़िया for some odd reason. I looked around and suddenly saw भेड़िया standing...

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Lily and Humphrey get cheated on part 5 END OF SERIES

posted by humphrey7777

"i still प्यार आप humphrey" "well guess what alpha कुतिया, मतलबी i don't'' "lily went up to garth flipped him off and kicked him in the tummy anout ten times and knocked out his air. "lily please i could explain evrthing" " whisper it to me garth" " huh garth im so sorry about everything let's get back together" they made out for about twenty minutes. "humphrey i could explain" " explain it to me" "oh kate is sorry let's get back together" humphrey picked up kate put her on his back as garth did to lily they got on a train. After so much howling and making out they go tired. कडाई, कड़ाही up at canada got off the train they all got backed pawed द्वारा eve. then they lived happily ever after.

THE END

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Alpha And Omega- JACKASS

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning language, other sick stuff, and violents and pranks
"Hello, my name is humphrey the omega, AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!!" humphrey said. He got out a सॉकर ball, filled with bees. He kicked it at garth, and thier asses were getting stung. "Oh Shit, ha ha ha!!!" Humphrey laughed. "DUDE THATS NOT COOL.... THE FUCK? I THINK MY नितंब, गधा IS NUM NOW." garth shouted at humphrey.

The squrrel.

Humphrey goes to a forest. Kate sawed him. "Hey humphrey!" Kate shouted. Then humphrey went behind a पेड़ Then all the sudden a squrrel showed up. *Kate tips her head* " huh, humphrey?!" Kate कहा confuseingly. "Humphrey.......

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ALPHA AND OMEGA VS. BALTO, HUMPHREY VS. BALTO

posted by trueshadowwolf

WARNING: THE लेख YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.

Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, नितंब, गधा wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey...

The story of Humphrey and Lilly: chapter 3 What is कहा

posted by inlovewitlilly

(A/N sorry for the delay but hopefully you'll forgive me so lets see what happens!)

"Lilly these past few days have been fun and I.... I think एल like you."

"Aww thanks I like आप to!!"said Lilly

"No Lilly I mean I think I प्यार you."said Humphrey looking down.

"oh..... Ive been wanting to tell आप something to .....umm I kinda like आप to."said Lilly with a grin on her face.

"Really?!" कहा Humphrey as his eyes widened and a smile on his face.
"Yeah... So what do we do now?" asked Lilly. "I think we should keep walking and just have fun ya know?"
Said Humphrey with a smile still on his face.
As...

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Janice's प्यार Story:Chapter 4: The descovery and the Punishment [STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT]

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

janice

A few weeks after the birth, Janice was walking to Brian and her secret meeting place. She did not know that she was being followed द्वारा Moonlight.
When she reached Brian she kissed him and then nuzzled him as always. brian kissed her and nuzzled back, "I'm glad to see you. Our pups have been doing well. They are growing and are getting bigger all the time." Janice laughs, "I can't wait to see them again. But Moonlight keeps insisting I stay closer to him." Brian looks around, "I hope he didn't follow आप here." Janice looks scared, "I hope he didn't!"
Moonlight was smirking and watching from...

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Life With Humphrey: Our First Time (WARNING:Sexual content!!)

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the सोफ़ा, सोफे and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine अगला to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

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ALPHA AND OMEGA: THE PROJECT X! PART 1

posted by trueshadowwolf

it was the first दिन of summer and humphrey and his फ्रेंड्स were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH आप WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.

*FLASH BACK*

shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"...

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A New Era In Jasper: Chapter 1, The death of a leader

posted by KateLillyWolfy

Kate visiting Winston's grave

The morning after Kate's father had died, Kate decided to visit his grave all द्वारा herself. Her and Humphrey had not yet told their son and daughter, Christie and Dennis, that their grand father had passed away, so Humphrey was in charge of telling them while Kate was away.

While Kate was walking to her dad's grave, she thought to herself, 'Wow, it's been such a terrible साल with death, first Tony(he died of old age), then Garth(he died in a hunting accident along with two other wolves) and now Winston'.

Finnaly, she had gotten to her destination, her father's grave. She went a grabbed a...

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An Announcement About Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena

posted by arcticwolf07

As of this morning, Sweets, Tesla, and Jeena are in Jasper. After talking most of the night last night, Sweets, Jeena, and I decided that they need a break from the Human World, so they can remember (and in Tesla’s case, learn) what it is to be a wild, free wolf. There was nothing कहा as to when, या even if, they might come back here with me to stay. Sweets and Jeena were pretty disgusted with the things that have gone on in about the last month, so they कहा they wouldn’t be in any hurry to come back. To quote Sweets “I’d rather eat कड़वा berries in Jasper, than eat स्टेक in the...

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A Kate Mystery: The Dark Descent (Part 4)

posted by The0fficialKate

Though I heard a growl coming from the room on the right I went in there, I was hoping it was just a चूहा या maybe running water from the mote.
I trotted into the room.. I shouldn't have been so happy with myself, I was so ignorant at this point I ignored all the dangers that could have been around.
I looked around the room, I saw ropes and blood.
"What could that be.." I कहा quietly.
"Ooh god.." My eyes grew larger. I looked at the piece of paper. It had shown a man tied upside down and two men sawing his body in half.
My paws were shaking, my head was pounding. I ran out of the room. "AAAAH!"...

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Pups of Lily and Garth #2

posted by Lilyomega11

हे Everyone! Finally got on my computer so I can write a longer story for आप guys! If आप haven't checked out number one please do. It's short but cute and kind of leaves off on a cliff-hanger. So... for all आप girls and boys who want to see #2 here it is...

"Oh no!" whispered Lily, trying hard not to let the Grizzly hear her. She didn't want her pups to get hurt.
"Lily! Take the pups and run. I'll deal with this!" Garth whispered back.
"Daddy! I want to fight!" कहा Tiger. He was always trying to be just like Garth. He was bound to be a great hunter one day.
"You're not old enough yet...

ALPHA & OMEGA दिखाना help we're stuck in a cave

posted by trueshadowwolf

PART 1
when it was morning me and kate woke up and got some water. "hey want to go board slideing"
i said. "humphrey its too early to do that." kate said. "oh, come on kate don't be a dud." i said.
"(sigh) fine" she said. "YAAAAY" i shouted. "BUT only this once." she said. "okay" i said. AND then... "hey kate whatcha DOIN" lilly said. "oh me and humphrey are going to go board sliding." kate said. "oh, that sounds like fun." lilly said.
"hey garth आप want to come." lilly said. "really i have to hang out with this coyote." garth said.
"YOU कहा YOU'LL BE NICE TO HUMPHREY." lilly threatened garth....