Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.
Deidara steps आगे and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”
“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If आप were buried alive then आप wouldn’t be above ground.”
Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached आगे and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed Deidara’s finger and bent it backwards, causing Deidara great pain. Sasori asked, “What exactly do आप think you’re doing brat?”
“I was checking to see if it was really your human body un,” कहा Deidara as he fell to his knees in anguish.
Sasori let go in surprise and looked at his hands. He really was human.
“Hey,” Kakuzu whispered to Deidara and Sasori, “You guys want to buy my coffin. I’m the tallest so it is nice and roomy. It’s like a luxury coffin.”
“We already have coffins un,” Deidara said.
“Oh come on guys,” Kakuzu insisted, “You really can’t take money with आप when आप are gone. I have an entire fortune to rebuild.”
“If आप don’t have money then we don’t have money either आप greedy idiot,” Sasori said.
Kakuzu launched his hand at Sasori’s throat, but Sasori managed to dodge. “You also can’t take puppets with आप either,” Kakuzu said, “I’m way stronger then आप now shorty so don’t piss me off.”
Sasori ran आगे and kicked Kakuzu in the groin, causing him to fall back into his coffin. “Like I would waste the energy of using one of my puppets on someone like you,” Sasori mocked.
Deidara looked over at the coffin on his far left and saw Itachi still quietly standing in it. “Hey Itachi,” Deidara said, “Are आप revived too un?”
Itachi remained perfectly still.
Deidara had an idea to check for sure. “If आप aren’t then I guess आप won’t mind me destroying your Sharingan un,” Deidara कहा as he reached forward.
Itachi swiftly kicked Deidara back. “I’m alive moron,” Itachi admitted, “I was just hoping आप fools would think I was still dead and leave me alone.”
Deidara laughed to himself. “I can’t believe आप died,” Deidara said, “Who killed आप un?”
“Sasuke,” Itachi mumbled.
“Hahahaha! I killed Sasuke! That means my art is superior after all un,” Deidara rejoiced.
“If आप had killed Sasuke then I wouldn’t have fought him in the first place. Besides I had a fatal disease at the time. So in truth your so called art is still vastly inferior to my hate,” Itachi explained.
Deidara stopped for a सेकंड and took out some clay. “Well I’ll just have to दिखाना आप my art is superior then un,” Deidara said.
Nagato shouted, “Enough! It is no wonder आप all died with the sorry behavior आप are all displaying here.”
All four of them stared at Nagato. Deidara then asked, “Who are you?”
“What are आप talking about? I was the leader of Akatsuki,” Nagato insisted.
Deidara thought for a moment and said, “No. Pain had नारंगी, ऑरेंज hair and और piercings then a goth chick un.”
Nagato became annoyed as the others laughed and said, “Those were bodies I controlled from a distance due to my poor health. I’m the real leader. Look at my eyes.”
Nagato’s Rinnegan convinced them of he was indeed Pain.
“Actually he was just a figurehead,” कहा the voice of someone coming towards the Akatsuki, “I am the real leader and my name is Madara Uchiha.”
The newly white masked Tobi revealed himself to the group. Sasori, Kakuzu, and Deidara stood perfectly straight out of fear. Itachi and Nagato remained unaffected.
“Looks like Kabuto did a good job of bringing आप all back,” Tobi said.
Nagato commented, “Not all of us are back. Where is Konan?”
Tobi replied, “We thought she had served her usefulness.” Rather Tobi didn’t want to reveal how he almost लॉस्ट to her embarrassingly.
Deidara remarked, “I also see Tobi isn’t among us un.”
Sasori asked, “Who is Tobi?”
“Tobi was this idiot that replaced आप as my partner un,” Deidara explained, “He was probably considered too stupid to revive un.”
The white masked Tobi stared at Deidara for a moment as Itachi and Nagato did a simultaneous face palm.
“I see आप don’t recognize me,” Tobi said, “Perhaps this will help.”
Tobi then began talking in his fake childish voice. “Sempai! Oh Tobi is so happy to see you,” कहा Tobi, “Tobi missed आप so much.”
Deidara started to sweat profusely as he asked, “You mean all this time I was being a jerk to the leader?”
Nagato remarked, “I kept telling आप to be nicer to him.”
“Don’t worry,” Tobi कहा in his Madara voice, “I’m not one to hold a grudge.”
Deidara looked relieved as he asked, “Really?”
“Really,” Tobi said, “I’m one who acts on a grudge!”
Tobi then teleported Deidara into the air and shot him with a fireball jutsu.
After Deidara landed on the ground Tobi walked away saying, “It is good to have आप all back in my service. You’ll be useful to me in the days to come.”
Kabuto emerged and said, “Alright it is time for आप to return to your coffins. You’ll need your rest.”
Sasori responded, “You look much uglier then I remember Orochimaru.”
Kabuto squinted and said, “I’m Kabuto. I was your spy for a while.”
Sasori looked closer and said, “Oh yes. I see you’ve come along way.”
Kabuto smiled replied, “Well thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” Sasori said, “Not many can go from being an Orochimaru fanboy to an Orochimaru poser.”
Kabuto attempted to attack Sasori, but Tobi held him back. “Just get in your coffins and rest,” Tobi said.
They all returned to their coffins, which disappeared.
Tobi looked at Kabuto and asked, “You do have other reanimations right?”
Deidara steps आगे and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”
“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If आप were buried alive then आप wouldn’t be above ground.”
Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached आगे and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed Deidara’s finger and bent it backwards, causing Deidara great pain. Sasori asked, “What exactly do आप think you’re doing brat?”
“I was checking to see if it was really your human body un,” कहा Deidara as he fell to his knees in anguish.
Sasori let go in surprise and looked at his hands. He really was human.
“Hey,” Kakuzu whispered to Deidara and Sasori, “You guys want to buy my coffin. I’m the tallest so it is nice and roomy. It’s like a luxury coffin.”
“We already have coffins un,” Deidara said.
“Oh come on guys,” Kakuzu insisted, “You really can’t take money with आप when आप are gone. I have an entire fortune to rebuild.”
“If आप don’t have money then we don’t have money either आप greedy idiot,” Sasori said.
Kakuzu launched his hand at Sasori’s throat, but Sasori managed to dodge. “You also can’t take puppets with आप either,” Kakuzu said, “I’m way stronger then आप now shorty so don’t piss me off.”
Sasori ran आगे and kicked Kakuzu in the groin, causing him to fall back into his coffin. “Like I would waste the energy of using one of my puppets on someone like you,” Sasori mocked.
Deidara looked over at the coffin on his far left and saw Itachi still quietly standing in it. “Hey Itachi,” Deidara said, “Are आप revived too un?”
Itachi remained perfectly still.
Deidara had an idea to check for sure. “If आप aren’t then I guess आप won’t mind me destroying your Sharingan un,” Deidara कहा as he reached forward.
Itachi swiftly kicked Deidara back. “I’m alive moron,” Itachi admitted, “I was just hoping आप fools would think I was still dead and leave me alone.”
Deidara laughed to himself. “I can’t believe आप died,” Deidara said, “Who killed आप un?”
“Sasuke,” Itachi mumbled.
“Hahahaha! I killed Sasuke! That means my art is superior after all un,” Deidara rejoiced.
“If आप had killed Sasuke then I wouldn’t have fought him in the first place. Besides I had a fatal disease at the time. So in truth your so called art is still vastly inferior to my hate,” Itachi explained.
Deidara stopped for a सेकंड and took out some clay. “Well I’ll just have to दिखाना आप my art is superior then un,” Deidara said.
Nagato shouted, “Enough! It is no wonder आप all died with the sorry behavior आप are all displaying here.”
All four of them stared at Nagato. Deidara then asked, “Who are you?”
“What are आप talking about? I was the leader of Akatsuki,” Nagato insisted.
Deidara thought for a moment and said, “No. Pain had नारंगी, ऑरेंज hair and और piercings then a goth chick un.”
Nagato became annoyed as the others laughed and said, “Those were bodies I controlled from a distance due to my poor health. I’m the real leader. Look at my eyes.”
Nagato’s Rinnegan convinced them of he was indeed Pain.
“Actually he was just a figurehead,” कहा the voice of someone coming towards the Akatsuki, “I am the real leader and my name is Madara Uchiha.”
The newly white masked Tobi revealed himself to the group. Sasori, Kakuzu, and Deidara stood perfectly straight out of fear. Itachi and Nagato remained unaffected.
“Looks like Kabuto did a good job of bringing आप all back,” Tobi said.
Nagato commented, “Not all of us are back. Where is Konan?”
Tobi replied, “We thought she had served her usefulness.” Rather Tobi didn’t want to reveal how he almost लॉस्ट to her embarrassingly.
Deidara remarked, “I also see Tobi isn’t among us un.”
Sasori asked, “Who is Tobi?”
“Tobi was this idiot that replaced आप as my partner un,” Deidara explained, “He was probably considered too stupid to revive un.”
The white masked Tobi stared at Deidara for a moment as Itachi and Nagato did a simultaneous face palm.
“I see आप don’t recognize me,” Tobi said, “Perhaps this will help.”
Tobi then began talking in his fake childish voice. “Sempai! Oh Tobi is so happy to see you,” कहा Tobi, “Tobi missed आप so much.”
Deidara started to sweat profusely as he asked, “You mean all this time I was being a jerk to the leader?”
Nagato remarked, “I kept telling आप to be nicer to him.”
“Don’t worry,” Tobi कहा in his Madara voice, “I’m not one to hold a grudge.”
Deidara looked relieved as he asked, “Really?”
“Really,” Tobi said, “I’m one who acts on a grudge!”
Tobi then teleported Deidara into the air and shot him with a fireball jutsu.
After Deidara landed on the ground Tobi walked away saying, “It is good to have आप all back in my service. You’ll be useful to me in the days to come.”
Kabuto emerged and said, “Alright it is time for आप to return to your coffins. You’ll need your rest.”
Sasori responded, “You look much uglier then I remember Orochimaru.”
Kabuto squinted and said, “I’m Kabuto. I was your spy for a while.”
Sasori looked closer and said, “Oh yes. I see you’ve come along way.”
Kabuto smiled replied, “Well thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” Sasori said, “Not many can go from being an Orochimaru fanboy to an Orochimaru poser.”
Kabuto attempted to attack Sasori, but Tobi held him back. “Just get in your coffins and rest,” Tobi said.
They all returned to their coffins, which disappeared.
Tobi looked at Kabuto and asked, “You do have other reanimations right?”
