James Brennan: Satin lives.

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Mike Connell: Hey, James... आप still have anymore of those baby joints?

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Joel: [after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!

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Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep या anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.

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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

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Em Lewin: [to James, after he has been punched in the balls द्वारा Frigo] What the hell was that?
James Brennan: It's just my life.

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Eric: Fuck this weed is good.

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Joel: [playing arcade game] Two options: I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, या I can rush into the breach बंदूकों a blazing, make a run to the cortex and... bombs away!
[sound of beating a level]
Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil कहा that.
Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.

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Em Lewin: [after her stepmom tells her to apologize to her] I don't owe आप shit

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Joel: What's the point of being a writer या an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot द्वारा the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. आप know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
James Brennan: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
[Beat]
James Brennan: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
Joel: It's true, they called him Henry.
James Brennan: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
Joel: One can only hope

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James Brennan: [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] येशु Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!

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[last lines]
James Brennan: Are we doing this?
Em Lewin: Yeah, I think we are.

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Guest: I प्यार what you've done with the house.
Francy: Thank you.
Mr. Lewin: It's clean.
Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if आप ask me.
Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin: No, it's not.
Francy: I think आप own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin: I don't owe आप shit.

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James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that दीवार but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

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Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a दिन to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.

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Joel: [looking at मछली bowls] A little और than 40% of these मछली are dead.

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Sue O'Malley: What are आप majoring in?
Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, गाँजा delivery guy. The world is my oyster.

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Sue O'Malley: [drunk, helped to her feet द्वारा Joel] You're so strong-ish.
Joel: I'll take that.

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Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] आप know आप don't deserve to तारीख, दिनांक Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do आप like hate gay people too? Do आप support apartheid?

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Park customer: [throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel: Yet he still retains his chapeau.

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Em Lewin: [to James] Can आप stop saying "intercourse"?

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Bobby: Brennan, आप been toking up?
James Brennan: What?
Bobby: आप been drinking drugs?
James Brennan: [nervously] No.
Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have आप been crying?
James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.

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Sue O'Malley: [turning down a तारीख, दिनांक from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel: Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe और of a pragmatic nihilist I guess या an existential pagan if आप will...
Sue O'Malley: Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.

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Bobby: Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!

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James Brennan: I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel: We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.

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James Brennan: My theory is आप can't just avoid everybody आप screw up with. आप can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.