The window is open, so's that door
I didn't know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight-thousand सलाद plates?
For years I've roamed these empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls?
Finally they're opening up the gates

There'll be actual, real live people
It'll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change

'Cause for the first time in forever
There'll be music, there'll be light
For the first time in forever
I'll be dancing through the night

Don't know if I'm elated या gassy
But I'm somewhere in that zone
'Cause for the first time in forever
I won't be alone

I can't wait to meet everyone...

when James Franco पोस्टेड an Instagram of himself (not new) with a brand new neck tattoo of Emma Watson’s face and “Emma” (very new), his प्रशंसकों couldn’t figure out if it was real या not, and और importantly—if they’re dating या not.

But Franco, who knows exactly who he’s clowning with at all times (all of us), even credited the artist who created it, @indiangiver, Cheyenne Randall, who Photoshops elaborately detailed tattoo landscapes over some of history’s most iconic actors: Elizabeth Taylor adorned with a beautiful तितली on her neck, over a bald eagle’s wide wings. Marilyn...