We need to talk about President Trump...

Assuming that आप are registered to vote, will vote, and will be a nervous wreck about it, there is now a सूची to help आप with that. Well, I'm sure there are thousands of lists for that, probably better ones, but now there's one here, in this lovely spot that will soon be abandoned.

These are just a few tips based on my पूर्व voting experiences and how I've learned to deal with election day. And also I'm so nervous I can't sleep, so what else am I gonna do?

BEFORE आप VOTE:
1. Breathe, dammit. It's okay to be nervous. Just breathe.

2. गूगल "where is my polling place?" for the 50th time, just...

Let the record दिखाना that these are based on my opinions of both the candidates and Game of Thrones characters. I am fully aware of how biased this लेख is, and आप should be too. This was just for fun, and is meant to be taken lightly. K, I think that should about cover it. =P


Hillary Clinton as Cersei Lannister
Will do anything for power.
Married to a slut.
Very polarizing person.
Not very लोकप्रिय among the common people.
Won't let a स्कैंडल get her down.
The establishment tried to shame her for her (alleged) crimes. It didn't take.
Has connections. Lots of connections....

I considered making a pick the other दिन asking users how/what this election made them feel.

The first options on the list: anger, rage, fear, dread.

I scrapped the plans for that pick because, well, I'm feeling all that, and none of it's good. Does anyone actually feel good about the way this election is going?

So yes, I am angry and I am pissed and I am hostile when it comes to this election. And I know I haven't been very good at hiding it. This is clearly a sharp contrast to my usual sunny disposition. ;)

It's not uncommon. We're all tense right now. And we all have legitimate reasons to feel...